Do you remember that skit on SNL where they have the Mom Speak translator? Yeah, I thought so. I tried to find it on YouTube, but no luck.
Can you follow me, though? Mom gets it all wrong and SNL translates for you.
In the spirit of Mom Speak, I bring you my mom's top Oscar picks.
In a Bastard
The Hot Broker
I love my mom, but her versions of the Oscar winners are a bit suspect.
Here's a game that I love to play with new friends. What is the most famous movie that you've never seen? The most famous movie wins!
You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. I warn you, though, I've seen a lot of movies!
(Mom, I love you more than you know, but this was too funny not to share!)